WATCH OUT

A dog who has never been under my bed got under my bed a few minutes ago.

My dog who never sits in my room is sitting in my room.

There’s going to be an earthquake!!  The dogs know.  Things we don’t.  About earthquakes.

I sure wish I had an anti-earthquake pet suit right about now.  And for $375 - it’s a STEAL!!  I’d feel like a burglar - a CAT burglar - at prices like that!!